At the news that Simon is my real father, and that I was not born American, I have decided that jaigerbombs are my only salvation. Thus far I have had six, and I have yet to clarify whether I am suffering or if I am celebrating.
I shall be able to tell in the morning.
Also, I had the sudden urge to watch two guys get it on, but the only thing I have is Shawshank Redemption, so I decided to watch that. I also stumbled upon something that made me want to watch it.
Yeah.
Anticipation
15 years ago
1 comment:
I’m sorry that the news had that effect on you – but I accept that learning your real father has promised you to a demon resembling Brad Pitt on your 21st birthday must have been a bit of a shock.
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