Thursday, August 27, 2009

I should have been a druglord.

Because wow they live like kings.

Lions, tigers, panthers, big awesome houses, and even cooler pools and indoor caverns! Holy crap. I bet Bill Gates doesn't have any of that shit.

2 comments:

Indantatia said...

Only because he is smart enough to put that shit in his house. Seriously? What if they get out? It's not like if a panther escaped from the zoo, and it is loose in your city. No, no, if it escapes it is in your house, eating your children, fucking your pillows, and taking giant shits on your regal hardwood floors.

No, thank you. I'm with Mr. Gates

Simon Butler said...

Actually Bill Gates has a number of spiny anteaters. They’re not as exotic as panthers, but easier to feed and keep, and much more affectionate.